Dr. Phibes Thrashes Again

Math can be cruel

2008-02-13T20:08:08Z

"I just realized something. A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?

9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA." - Anonymous

Pulling a Harlond Williams

2007-08-24T20:33:22Z

xObed Marshx (7:27:07 AM): i came up with a new term
valencian wind (7:27:14 AM): what is it?
xObed Marshx (7:27:19 AM): for when a woman gets a tan wearing a bikini
valencian wind (7:27:26 AM): mhm....
xObed Marshx (7:27:29 AM): phantom pussytushytits

Man I love bash.org

2007-08-17T19:20:36Z

#120296 +(7640)- [X]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

IRC nick: Obed
Message me sometime

Saw this on bash and thought it was funny

2007-07-03T14:52:47Z

#2266 +(895)- [X]

3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
-"l33t h41ku"

PS. Planning on making the jump to Unbuntu, any current users up for giving me some friendly advice?

Holy fucking shit

2006-12-17T20:24:51Z

They're fucking making a movie about Nietzsche. I have so many mixed feelings about this movie. I still want to watch it, though, I'm anxious for it to be released. I really hope they don't fuck him over. Armand Assant is playing his role. I'm happy about that, I like him as an actor. Katheryn Winnick I believe is playing Nietzsche's love interest, she's a total fucking babe, you might remember her from "Satan's Little Helper".

Yeah, it's going to be a romantic movie, which is understandable, because love played a huge role in Nietzsche's life. I really hope they don't fuck this up. I wish they wouldn't have thought of making a movie about, involving, or in anyway portraying him... unless it was on either the History Channel or A&E Biography Channel.

Fuck.

thealan @ 2006-11-05T17:05:00

2006-11-05T22:05:12Z

I just spent about $10 on cheese and cleaned the man's little tray and like 15 toothpicks.
Man I love cheese!

Ps. Last night was the shit. Long live the ES crew!

20 years ago today... goddamn.

2006-09-28T00:59:25Z

R.I.P. Clifford Lee Burton (February 10, 1962–September 27, 1986)

If only I had gotten the chance to see him play live.

thealan @ 2006-08-07T17:06:00

2006-08-07T21:07:55Z

Feliz cumpleanos, Yeyo. :)

Past due

2006-07-17T22:32:43Z

This is way past due, but about a month or two ago the little Mrs. and I went to go see Vader and Destruction along side Kataklysm and Graveworm. Needless to say, I was elated. Kataklysm was awesome and Graveworm blew me away; I'd never seen them before, but they definitely made a fan out of me, that's for sure. I look forward to seeing them again later this year.

Destruction, however, is among my favorite thrash bands and played an amazing fucking set, not to mention long, with all my favorite songs, so by the time Vader come on I was at a high. Vader took me even higher. Those motherfuckers tore that shit up and ended with one of the best renditions of "Raining Blood" I've ever heard. I am at work and don't have much time to write this out so, if you want a better description of my experience, go read the comment I left Gordo about a month and a half back... although with the amount of comments Mr. Popularity's gets, that will take some sorting through.

end transmission, biatch!

I'm getting married, bitches!!!

2006-07-17T22:20:40Z

We just put the security and first month down on a new crib just past hallendale that we move into when we get back from the honeymoon! Things're finally looking up, all I had to do was find the right girl. :)

I have lots of gas and it's hurting my stomach

2006-04-15T13:57:40Z

It's a wonderful feeling to rediscover someone so spectacular you're happy all the time, even when you aren't around her. I am glad we had the time apart to grow up a tad, just enough so we would be able to make things work this second time around. Funny thing is I always had this silly rule about never dating the same person twice... but I just couldn't help myself.

Ps. I JUST got the damn new car a month and a half ago and already some jerk off hit me... and it wasn't even my fault this time! Luckily nothing happened to it, these PTs are built tough, apparently, but it's the principle of the matter. Oh and for all you damn silly christians yesterday, haha you couldn't eat meat. Chumps.

PPS. Leor, you sonovabitch, you never called. Hit me up next time you're in town, mah nigga.

Cliff, we hardly knew ye...

2005-09-28T02:51:30Z

R.I.P. Clifford Lee Burton (February 10, 1962–September 27, 1986)

The Ed Wood movie is the greatest cinematic piece in the history of the world.

2005-05-02T01:43:31Z

"FUCK YOU!! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cock-sucker can rot in hell for all i care!" - Bela Lugosi (imagine that being said in a Hungarian accent.)

thealan @ 2005-01-28T17:19:00

2005-01-28T22:22:05Z

... this kid's going places

i love cliff yablonski

2005-01-25T06:37:28Z

the third picture in this page almost put me in the hospital. i warn you, you might laugh to death

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-39.htm

thealan @ 2005-01-12T23:30:00

2005-01-13T04:33:16Z

god bless michael (middle name) favata for sending me this site:

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-01.htm

Always good for a laugh

2004-10-28T19:11:51Z

i hate christianity and die hard stupid christians who just read too deep into things and take stuff out of context. i read about a bunch of stupid christian anti-rock crap propaganda in which they spoke of the obvious influence of satanic rock and mention some shit i actually didn't know about certain bands/songs, for example "hotel california" by the eagles:

One of the top songs of the 70's was "Hotel California" by the Eagles. Most people have no idea the song refers to the Church of Satan, which happens to be located in a converted HOTEL on CALIFORNIA street! On the inside of the album cover, looking down on the festivities, is Anton Lavey, the founder of the Church of Satan and author of the Satanic Bible!

i found it to be pretty neat to read and see just how flustered this person got while writing the whole thing. i did think it was pretty cool to learn about things i didn't know about before like the aforementioned ditty about hotel california, but sometimes they just took it too damn far. christians seriously need to develop a sense of humor, they take jokes too serious. they display just this by making refference to when the red hot chili peppers said "FIRST OF ALL we want to thank Satan . . ." when receiving their award at the 1992 MTV Music Awards. then they do something so ridiculous as to say that the POWERPUFF GIRLS, i repeat, the POWERPUFF GIRLS are in some way related to satan and some sort of satanic message. what crap. you know what i have to say to all of it? just this:

"If you're looking for a Saviour/ Then I've got the trick/ Christsycle/ SALVATION ON A STICK."
-"Christsycle" by Coven

that song is just too damn funny.

There goes another legend

2004-10-24T16:48:50Z

i was reading through my livejournal friends page and came across a post made in the crustpunk community. apparently Stig from Icons of Filth past away last night. For those of you who know, Icons of Filth is one of my top 5 favorite bands of all time. I was actually looking forward to seeing them one day in the near future as i heard they made their way to the US not too long ago. it just really hit me for some reason. the link to the post is here. i'll be wearing my Icons of Filth shirt for the rest of the week in homage; he may have died, but he'll live on through his music... i'll never forget him.

|SUB||HUM||ANS| SHOW IS INDEED HAPPENING

2004-10-22T17:40:59Z

this post is for ernie and all else who were skeptical, as i was beginning to be, about the whole subhuman/caustic christ show happening at the factory on november 7th. i don't blame you for being doubtful though, i mean, i have yet to see a flyer myself and the show is practically around the corner. although, i must inform you that IT IS INDEED GOING ON! Check out this site, it says i on there. it doesn't say who's touring with the subhumans, but it sure as hell says they are coming. well, that's a load off my mind.

thealan @ 2004-10-21T16:11:00

2004-10-21T20:12:38Z

after several hours of going back and forth to a bunch of places and paying fines, my license is reinstated, woo!

EDIT: i received my voter card in the mail today, now i can go cast my ballot, mothafucka'!

oh HELL yeah!

2004-10-20T22:00:39Z

i always knew, if i were ever to be a misfit, i'd be the one and only :D

You Are Glenn

Which Misfit Are You?
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thealan @ 2004-10-19T13:59:00

2004-10-19T18:00:39Z

this guy looks like ray cappo. think, Better Than A Thousan "Just One" Cappo.

damn peer pressure

2004-10-18T23:41:43Z

so i decided to just give in to temptation and get a myspace account as well. the sole reason for it, other than the constant badgering from people like mike hooker, george, and heather, was simply because while heather described it to me, she mentioned that in the profile thing there was a section for movies. i love movies and figured "hey, might as well share my favorite movies with others." so, there you have it, i got a myspace simply to share my movies, and to top it off, i blanked when i got to that section! oh well, add me, if you haven't already.

thealan @ 2004-10-14T20:52:00

2004-10-15T00:53:30Z

well, today sucks, looks like i'm not going to the alley after all. it's a quarter to 9 and i have no ride to the show. this is bullshit. today was a nothing day gone to waste and full of disappointment, the only time i enjoyed myself was on the phone earlier. oh well, at least getting to see heather tomorrow and hopefully having her sleep over will make things better.

Worst rapper alive...

2004-10-12T20:16:48Z

i noticed yet another awful line in that song "sunshine" by lil' flip. along with the whole " 'cause a nigga like to eat spaghetti, shrimp and steak" line which rhymes with absolutely nothing in the song and pops out of nowhere, he has a another line that follows the previous one with "...girl, i adore you. i'll treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you." what the hell??? who purposely spoils milk??? what a complete and utter moron! this goes to prove that you need not be good nor clever to be a rapper (well, this and pitbull's career... i mean really, how could someone like him have actually blown up?), simply being able to rhyme words at the end of sentences and a good beat is sufficient. fuck lil' flip, he has a stupid name, too. i should challenge him to a rap battle using the handle B.I.G. Somersault and sing about snakes and the chupacabra. piece of shit music industry. piece of shit audiences.